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LET THE RECORD SHOW:You said you didn’t want fries. You have eaten twelve of mine. This is an unannounced subscription.
Bruh 😂
Please select your own meal next time.
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The Snack Tax Receipt
“I’m not hungry” ate half my fries.
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When this receipt fits
For sharing dinner with someone who ordered nothing and sampled everything.
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Fantasy Football Trash Talk Receipt
You called my fantasy football draft embarrassing. Your team finished below mine. I have printed the standings emotionally.
See the example ↗“I Told You So” Receipt
I said this song would blow up. Six months later, it’s everywhere. Please consult the group chat.
See the example ↗Always-Late Friend Receipt
You said ‘five minutes away.’ You were still in the shower. At your house.
See the example ↗Fantasy Football Bench Points Receipt
You told me to trust the lineup. My bench outscored my starters. The bench would like its own franchise.
See the example ↗Group-Chat Promise Receipt
You said you would book the table. We arrived hungry. The table remained hypothetical.
See the example ↗NFL Pregame Trash Talk Receipt
You said your NFL team would win by three touchdowns. By halftime you were discussing next season's draft.
See the example ↗The Unpaid Venmo Request Receipt
You said “send me a request.” I did. The request is now old enough to have memories.
See the example ↗College Football Rivalry Receipt
You called our college football team a warm-up game. Your alumni group chat has been unusually quiet since the final whistle.
See the example ↗The Snack Tax Receipt
You said you didn’t want fries. You have eaten twelve of mine. This is an unannounced subscription.
See the example ↗The Dessert Decision Receipt
You announced you could not eat another bite. Then you ordered dessert and asked to try mine.
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